Saturday, February 13, 2010

I feel so behind..

This is what happens when your dad decides it'd be nice to have a little Brady Bunch weekend. I miss stuff.

Now, Kyrie.. I know exactly how you feel. Some human beings (if they could be called that) don't deserve the air they breathe, seriously. I actually had a serious discussion with Bonnie about which girls in our year should go into the Death Note. Yes, it's ok, Jaime Steele was number ONE on the list.
But holy God. I am so sick of these selfish, self-absorbed blind bitch-cunts. They make me want to take an axe to school, seriously - the oxygen of the world is being wasted on these lowlife fucktards!!!
I get so frustrated with the people I have to go to school with every day. They care more about their hair than, say, the Haiti Earthquake Disaster. Hell, even Angelina Jolie's doing something about it - yet these girls wouldn't lift a finger for anyone but their fucktard little selves.
They don't know what poverty - what real suffering is. I could never say I'd know what it is to suffer. Fuck, a broken nail - your boyfriend of the week deciding he's had enough of your promiscuous habits - is NOT suffering. Suffering is watching your family die of malaria. Suffering is when your husband died of AIDS - and that now you have HIV too. Suffering is the crazy homeless boy I used to see wandering around the football pitch, wincing and rubbing his head, asking for money. He survived malaria, but not before it destroyed half his brain and made him crazy. Suffering is when your father gets drunk every night and hits your mother.
I could never say I've ever truly suffered, not ever, not now, but at least I know what suffering is - at least I know how fucking lucky I am. These bitches couldn't give a shit - one broken mobile phone, one parent telling them they CAN'T stay out til one a.m at a party, and suddenly their lives are over.
THESE PEOPLE NEED A FREAKING REALITY CHECK GODDAMMIT!!!

Besides, Kyrie, by my definition you are not fat. You are epic and cuddly and just right. I sound like a freak, but you're like a teddy bear - could you hug one of those bony-assed bitches? Like I'd wanna fuck a skeleton. I'd much rather hug a teddy bear. Which you are - you're my teddy bear TT_TT
Besides, they speak of fat as in ugly. Pfft. There's a big difference between being fat and being ugly - you can't mix the two. You can be skinny and so ugly that Satan would scream - and you can also be large yet also extremely gorgeous - which all of you are.
These bitches don't know the definition of fat. In Kyrie's case it doesn't even matter - because you're pretty and you have a great personality and the cutest facial expressions ever. Who cares how much you weigh, goddammit, you can't go wrong with cuteness!!!! >w<

And thus.. this rant should probably end now. My weekend was interesting. Added note - it is epic fun to throw glowsticks at each other in the dark. Until your stepbrother hits your dad in the eye. Lol.

~lylt,
The Aliway.

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